Apr 12 +164425
me 
Mar 27 +18147
me 30 rock 
Mar 17 +23906
  • me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
Jan 12 +278074
me 
  • me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
  • me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
  • me at the beach: is there wi-fi
  • me at family parties: is there wi-fi
  • me at school: is there wi-fi
  • me in hell: is there wi-fi

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

Dec 26 +173668
me 

klausible:

  • british men have ruined my life

Dec 23 +87
me 

sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain

and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle

Dec 21 +202268
me 

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

Dec 9 +343587
me